Funny Hospital and Questionnaire

Hi friends,

I am here once again. Today in our hospital the topic of discussion is whether we are doctors or clerks sitting at enquiry office. Wait, I explain. We work here and while going for round any MI catches hold of us and asks a series of questions like where is laboratory. Other questions are also very commonly asked:

Q: Where is pharmacy?
A: Outside and on right.
Q: Where is surgical OPD?
A: In the beginning of OPDs.
Q: Where is hospital director’s room?
A: On the top floor.
Q: Can I go for toilet?
A: No
Q: Where is dr. so and so?
A: I don’t know.
Q: Why you don’t know?
A: No answer (as I couldn’t install hidden cameras in entire hospital till now, though I wish).
Q: Why are you not in your OPD?
A: No answer (This question was by OPD director who can appear anywhere any time like a perfect ghost).
There are also many official papers for doctors’ clearance. For that papers there are three typical questions:
(1) Finished here?
(2) What remaining?
(3) Where is that section in which remaining part will be completed?

So there is urgent need of closing OPDs and starting a question and answer section or we may say a quiz department for doctors where anyone can come and ask as many questions as he likes and in the end the winner doctor should be awarded with a long leave to regain his energy.

Bye