Disease Classification in DGH
2. patient’s/ attendant’s aggressiveness
So if anybody wants to come to DGH as a patient, first make sure that you have valid sources.
Written For DGH, Heaven for some(NWG) and Hell for others
Posted by Student, Doctor, Teacher and learner at 11:41 AM 0 comments
Hi again,
In DGH we gather daily for meeting in the morning for discussing admitted cases (yes nowadays we discuss cases whereas previously we used to quarrel in those meetings).
Anyway in that meeting, it is an unwritten rule to describe the throat condition of every patient i.e. throat clean or sore throat. So every doctor tells about it like:
Posted by Student, Doctor, Teacher and learner at 10:06 AM 0 comments
Hi friends,
In the last post I was a little bit serious because some of my colleagues were quite curious whether my approach was right or wrong so I gave clarification.
Today I want to discuss one issue which is very much discussed in our hospital and that is referral. Since this blog is initiated by me so if you allow, I want to elaborate this issue in my way.
Referrals received:-
Some times the referring doctor is very specific like ‘referred to such and such doctor for this procedure’ or like ‘doctor come to ER and do stitching’ (this is another thing that most of the time no procedure is required in such patient.) or some times doctor is called to rule out some disease like:
• Referred to surgeon to rule out appendicitis. Or
• Referred to neurosurgeon to rule out brain abscess (that means if he rules out brain abscess, referring doctor will not allow him further to interfere in the management of the disease).
• Referred to ENT specialist to rule out adenoids.
So you can see the specific trend of our DGH in giving referrals. One thing more some of our NWG (No Work Group) Doctors are very desperate to get the post of referrologist. This post may be new for you but it is available in our hospital, and by GOD’S grace only qualification needed is The Least Knowledge among the NWG Doctors.
Posted by Student, Doctor, Teacher and learner at 8:24 AM 0 comments
Hi folks,
Some times I wonder why I am
Posted by Student, Doctor, Teacher and learner at 9:08 AM 0 comments
Hi,
Yesterday I discussed a few things about our DGH’s doctors. Today I want to elaborate it. Lets starts from the biggest doctor (according to body size) of our hospital. Once upon a time he was the chief but now he is only a specialist like us. So we can divide his life in DGH in two parts: as a chief and as a simple specialist because he has two entirely different personalities in these two periods.
As a chief he was very aggressive, agitated, irritated and a sort of irritated person. If any one greet him ‘good morning’ (of course in morning hours), he would neglect him or just say 'welcome' in response. If you go to him for any help, he would yell at you and won’t even listen to you. If you approach him for any problem or complain, he would always take favor of the opposite side. And by chance you commit any mistake, he would elaborate your mistake after renaming it as ‘the zoster’(perhaps he means disaster). Here are some common disasters according to him:
(1) Letting go a patient from ward (in your absence).
(2) Referring patient to the doctor of ‘no work’ group in case of doubt.
(3) Taking leave in case of some real emergency.
(4) Changing antibiotic in case of no response in more than two days.
These are a few examples of great ‘the zosters’.But I must say he was really good at his heart though:
(1) He never gave leave to doctors even if one of their close relatives died.
(2) If you would approach him for any paper work, he takes your paper and asks you to come later as he wanted to see you again and again.
But like all other good hearted people of this world, he couldn't’ cherish and now he is no more the chief. And as I said earlier this change has entirely altered his personality. If someone meets him now, he not even recognizes him but greets him himself and asks about his well being also. If you need his help, he is always ready even before you ask for it. (But beware he is still deadly for some).
So pray from GOD,please don’t take back any more post from him because any more take back can change him so much that we will have to arrange psychiatrist for the management of his loss of memory and consciousness.
Bye and thanks for reading.
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Posted by Student, Doctor, Teacher and learner at 3:30 AM 0 comments
Hi,
Lets come back to our most civilized MI (oh, Patient if you are new). Since long I am dealing with MIs in DGH and appreciating their excellent sophisticated mannerism. One of their good manners is hand shake. Yes they are very civilized in this etiquette also (I added ‘also’ here because they are civilized in everything like in asking questions, complaining about sick leave, ordering favor etc.). When they enter the room, they shake hand and ask how you are.
Assume a situation, he asked for sick leave and I refused. Then he abused me and went to some higher authority to complain. Now when he returns he would do the same, I mean hand shake and asking about my well being. Now you can imagine how I feel at that time.
Sometimes after a warm hand shake with an MI, my colleague, coming from some other OPD, tells that this patient was in the skin OPD two minutes back and was diagnosed as having scabies (oh God???).
So be patient and always keep some disinfectant with you. You may need both in case an MI wants to shake hand with you.
Posted by Student, Doctor, Teacher and learner at 3:14 AM 0 comments
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Posted by Student, Doctor, Teacher and learner at 12:01 PM 0 comments
Hi, friends, once again I am here with my funny hospital. Within last few days there is a lot of discussion in DGH about DSL (Digital Subscriber Line). May be they are waiting for some more valuable service or may be absolutely free service at no monthly rentals or maybe free cards. I don't know why people discuss things which they don't want to do. We have got life only once, and the part of life in which we are now is also life and we should not waste our life living in misery. Nothing more to say, bye
Posted by Student, Doctor, Teacher and learner at 12:51 PM 0 comments
Posted by Student, Doctor, Teacher and learner at 9:03 AM 0 comments
Hi,
Sorry for yesterday’s missed post. Because of some unavoidable reasons, I was unable to post. Let’s come on the topic again. We have talked about MI and staff. Today it will be better if we talk about doctors also.
As far as doctors are concerned we can divide them in two categories. In first category I have put the doctors who do nothing. Roaming here and there, and drinking tea or coffee is their sole responsibility. So they are free from all the tensions of work. In second group are the doctors who work not only theirs but also the work left by the first group. So they are frustrated, tired and irritated by the work load. Obviously the first group is very relaxed and happy and the second group is tensed and tearful most of the time.
One more thing, if you refer a case to any of the doctors of first group, he will get angry, complain against you and raise this issue in doctors meeting. But he can refer a case to you anytime and you can’t speak a single word as you are here to work, not for speaking.
So my suggestion for the doctors is: change your position immediately and join the ‘no work’ group. You will feel more comfortable as there is no work so no worry. You will be happy all the time so can meet an MI jubilantly to solve his and yours all the problems.
That is all for today.
Hi friends,
Posted by Student, Doctor, Teacher and learner at 12:01 PM 0 comments
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